WEIGHT WATCHERS

Everyone′s trying to get it off faster
Supplement master, a fistful should work
Soup and the smoothies to combat disaster
Carbs don’t burn fast enough for what it′s worth
Didn’t think I changed too much ‘til they said it
A thread on subreddit is what I′m reduced to
Needles to needlessly say it′s the rapture
‘Cause even I bite my nails, wondering if I should

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?

How normal it is to contort and contract
All my muscles, remembering to still arch my back
And I Gua Sha each day, but my face still has fat
Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that
But I′ve already got a surgeon who knows me
Tonguing down anesthesia while he cut me
And implanted 500 CC of sexy
I won’t lie to you, that man really blessed me

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?

How normal it is to skip lunch and dessert
And yet somehow, my stomach sticks out of my skirt
So I workout each day, but I don′t think it works
So I research to see if the surgery hurts
Spent so many years being cute on the TV
Before I could blink, I became nearly 30
And I got bigger boobs so that I could transcend it
Now all that I read is, “Hey, I think she’s pregnant”

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers (how normal it is to contort and contract)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? (All my muscles remembering to still arch my back)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers (and I Gua Sha each day, but my face still has fat)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? (Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that)