I hope you die first

You always beat me to the punchline

And the punch bowl at the party

Where you′re first to dance and first to say goodnight

You're faster than I′ve ever been

And I love to see you win

It doesn't even make me sad

'Cause I don′t mind coming in last

I don′t wanna die before you

Promise I'll be right behind

But I should be there to hold your hand

It′s already been decided

I'll be here to say goodbye

Honey, I want you to understand

For better or for worse

I really hope you die first

I′ll quit smoking every day

And I'll stop flying in airplanes

Yeah, I′ll get inventive, I've got incentive, you make me wanna change

Don't you worry about me

We′ll throw you a big ol′ party

Then I'll light one up for you

And I will see you soon

I don′t wanna die before you

Promise I'll be right behind

But I should be there to hold your hand

It′s already been decided

I'll be here to say goodbye

Honey, I want you to understand

For better or for worse

I really hope you die first

(I really hope you die-)

I don′t wanna say this

But, if I don't make it

Please don't rush for me

I′ll be waiting