Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma′s in trouble again

Two fellas caught in her fishnet web

Half of hers in Manchester

Half of hers in Spain

Emma Dilemma's in trouble again

She′s in hot, hot water

Just how she likes it

This whole show is all hers

But you're all invited

Oh, Emma Dilemma

Oh, going hell for leather

Oh, she can't run forever

(Mm) I can′t let them get her

Emma Dilemma

Mr. Milkman

You′re not so safe

She'll pour you in the morning

All over her cornflakes

She haunts the cemetery gates

Down at the horse and Jockey

They want her head on a plate

Oh, Emma Dilemma

Oh, going hell for leather

Oh, she can′t run forever

(Mm) I can't let them get her

My Emma Dilemma

My Emma Dilemma

She′ll burn down this chemical town

And blow the policeman a kiss

She'll eat the screws up for breakfast

And lick her fingers afterwards

Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma, ah!

Ah!