The Treadmill

I′m on a treadmill

Trying to pull my sh- together

Get to a meditative state

With a heart rate doin' me in

Think about everythin′

The scorched ground in my wake

Five miles to self-flagellate

Rotatin' all my mistakes

What the hell was I thinkin'?

Shaun and Rosie are gettin′ married

And I can′t even tie my shoes

Will I be alone forever?

All these little feelings, feelings

Are keeping me from going on

All these little feelings, feelings

Are keeping me from going on

Jesus Christ, I'm pilin′ on the pounds

Spent a year on the cans and blowouts

Emasculated by my reflection

Please, God, give me a new complexion

You don't look like you came out of a breakup

You look like you′ve come out the spa

Oh, a PlayStation, Nordics, nuggets, air strikes

The only thing that I got now

Shaun and Rosie are gettin' married

And I can′t even tie my shoes

Will I be alone forever?

All these little feelings, feelings

Are keeping me from going on

All these little feelings, feelings

Are keeping me from going on

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh-ooh

All these little feelings, feelings

Are keeping me from going on

All these little feelings, feelings

Are keeping me from going on

All these little feelings, feelings

Are keeping me from going on

All these little feelings, feelings

Are keeping me from going on