Weirdo

Dreams come true

You′re on a set, is that ancient Rome?

Now I'm in a drive-through, out on the road

I′m calling you up, just letting you know

I'm missing my favourite weirdo

You're on the phone making us laugh

Sometimes it gets me down bad

Our daughter misses her dad

Count the days ′til you′re coming back

It's me and the TV alone

Miss your commentary on our shows

But there′s people outside of our home

Guess I can't say that I′m lonely

Dreams come true

But they take me far away from you

I'm out in Texas playing a show

Singing these songs, they′re all about you

You're on the other side of the globe

I'm missing my favourite weirdo

Maybe next year we′ll have a staycation

Morning routines and make reservations

Baby, ′til then, I'm letting you know

I′m missing my favourite weirdo

And when we're both back, I′m gonna cook (I'm gonna cook)

I′m gonna be a good wifey like I should (like I should)

I'm gonna clean your shirts and press them down

Gonna pour your favourite liquor

Dreams come true

But they take me far away from you

Had a good cry, bought melatonin

Saying goodnight, you start your morning

Get on a flight, I'm not coming home

I′m missing my favourite weirdo

Maybe next year we′ll have a staycation

Morning routines and make reservations

Baby, 'til then, I′m letting you know

I'm missing my favourite weirdo

Dreams come true