Dallas Major

My name is Dallas Major
And I′m coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband works away
I’m almost nearly forty
I′m just shy of five-foot-two
I’m a mum to teenage children
Does that sound like fun to you?

‘Cause I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it
I hate it

So I go by Dallas Major
But that′s not really my name
You know I used to be quite famous
That was way back in the day
Yes, I′m here for validation
And I probably should explain
How my marriage has been opened
Since my husband went astray

And I hate it here
I hate it here

My name is Dallas Major
And I’m coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband works away
I′m almost nearly forty
And just shy of five-foot-two
I’m a mum to teenage children
Does that sound like fun to you?

′Cause I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it
I hate it

I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it

Her name is Dallas Major
She used to be quite famous
She’s no stranger to failure
Her name is Dallas Major
She′s terrified of failing
She’s just here for validation
I thought they got married in Vegas?
They call her Dallas Major