As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It

Hey, turn your techno music down

Your grandpa′s coming by tonight

Now, I don't want to hear it

We′ll be having macaroni

You will be polite when he's here tonight

Don't talk about the internet

Your grandpa doesn′t understand

You will not bring your Gameboy or whatever to the table

Do you understand?

He doesn′t understand

As your father, I expressly forbid it

As your father, I expressly forbid it

As your father, I expressly forbid it

I'm your dad, I′m your dad

What happened to my medicine?

The stuff I take to keep my hair

It's obvious you stole it, and you sold it on the street

′Cause you don't even care if I lose my hair

Okay, I found my medicine

I′m sorry that I yelled at you

But let this be a lesson if you ever steal my medicine

That's what I'll do

I′ll yell at you

As your father, I expressly forbid it

As your father, I expressly forbid it

As your father, I expressly forbid it

I′m your dad, I'm your dad

As your father, I expressly forbid it, yeah

As your father, I expressly forbid it, woah

As your father, I expressly forbid it

I′m your dad, yeah, yeah, yeah

As your father, I expressly forbid it (yeah)

As your father, I expressly forbid it (yeah)

As your father, I expressly forbid it

I'm your dad, I′m your dad