Soft Fuzzy Man

Cold and windy

Dark and stormy

Let me float your way

Please don′t ignore me

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man

(An ambient man)

A trick of the light to love you tonight

You don′t understand

There's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man

Can't you see me?

Why can′t you see me?

I′m all around, all cold and dreamy

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man

(A wisp of smoke man)

To waft over you and cloud up your view

So show me your hands

And wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man

Although I have no arms to hold you in

A human passion burns within me

I need to feel like I exist

So please baby, please baby, step into the mist, ooh!

Don′t be nervous

No, don't be nervous

I′m not like other guys who have a surface

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man

(An atmospheric man)

A shimmering puff of indistinct love

What′s better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man?

Who seeps through your thoughts

Who makes you see spots

Who blows through the air

Who plays with your hair

I know it sounds crazy

But once you go hazy, you'll understand

I'm your soft, fuzzy man