Sweet Bod (Bonus Track)

Your body is so sweet now

I′m saying trick or treat now

You know I've got to have you

You sexy sweet cadaver

All wrapped up like a mummy

I′ll bury you in honey

And wait a hundred years or so

You know, you know it isn't sexual

Strictly confectional

Strictly medicinal

If a little nontraditional

I'm digging up your coffin

And pouring out the contents

Your sexy sweet solution

Is prime for distribution

Sweet bod

Your body′s starting rumors

Of Mason jars of sweetness

Whose satisfied consumers

Have often claimed to witness

Some sexy shrinking tumors

A sweet return to fitness

They′re just a hundred bucks or so

You know, you know it isn't sexual

Strictly professional

Strictly entrepreneurial

And what a sweet memorial

I′m digging up your coffin

And pouring out the contents

And I'm so glad to see you

Won′t you be my panacea?

Sweet bod

Sweet bod

Sweet bod

Sweet bod