Flat Earther

I loved you like a flat earther

So stubborn, so dumb

Months waiting on your holy rapture

Just to realize you were never gonna come

Down rabbit holes, are you still in there?

Tryna make a man out of silence and thin air

I remember, I believed

You were something more than mortal

And you were in love with me

I surrendered, you deceived

But, God, there′s nothing like a girl

And her favorite conspiracy

I loved you like a flat earther

So deluded, no looking back

I was flying in the face of science

But it sure was something, believing like that

Down rabbit holes, my faith, unstoppable

Tryna make a man out of you, impossible

I remember, I believed

You were something more than mortal

And you were in love with me

I surrendered, you deceived

But, God, there's nothing like a girl

And her favorite conspiracy

I, I, I

You were in love with me

I, I, I

It′s my favorite conspiracy

I held out hope, I searched the sky for secret codes

I realized I'd made them up, and I fell to the floor

Now I still believe in miracles and prophecies

Yeah, I just don't believe in you anymore

I remember, I believed

You were something more than mortal

And you were in love with me

I surrendered, you deceived

But, God, there′s nothing like a girl

And her favorite conspiracy

I, I, I

You were in love with me

I, I, I

It′s my favorite conspiracy