Mary Janes

I′ve never been the angel in the perfume ad

My body's not a temple, more a bachelorette pad

My cups are barely as, my teeth aren′t straight

My jeans are as cool as my music taste

Sometimes when I sing, I get the big note wrong

The teenagers held onto that all summer long

And my skin isn't thick, yeah, that shit made me cry

In Birmingham, Jesus Christ, so

I'm not the coolest or the greatest in the club

It doesn′t matter, oh, man, anymore

Who gives a fuck

When I′m, I'm in love?

The it girls with their little dogs and Mary Janes

I hope they represent us when the aliens invade

I will hold your hand there in my walking boots

They′ll ask me if I'm special, I′ll say just to you

'Cause I don′t really care about the fashion balls

My lover likes me best with nothing on at all

Yeah, he loves my stretch marks and my baby face

Here's to my buccal fat and looking my goddamn age

Oh, I'm not the coolest or the greatest in the club

It doesn′t matter, oh man, anymore

Who gives a fuck

When I′m, I'm in love?

So I′m not the funnest or the youngest in the club

It doesn't matter, oh, man

Honestly, I wish ′em luck

'Cause I am healthy, I am yours and that′s enough

Glitz and glamour, oh, man

Honestly, who wants the stuff?

So fuck the jet, I'll take the bus with you

'Cause we′re in love