Old Fashioned

Lived on your razor′s edge for about a year or so

I came out seeing things, I came out barely alive

And now I roam my room, wince at the thought of you

How you caught me, and you're probably doing it again

Oh, right now, in a dive bar, with a girl so pink

Tell her you never really do this

And you only drink old fashioneds, and it′s so attractive

And she's eating it up until the very last call

She thinks you're so magic, it′s fucking barbaric

If I could take your glass, I′d throw it hard at the wall

I wish you'd never happened, never happened

I wish you′d never happened

I kept your promises until they all grew teeth

Gave me these secret scars I'll probably take to my grave

Meanwhile, you swan around and hunt the college towns

Are you out there? Bet you′re out there and you're doing it again

Oh, right now, in a jazz club, with a girl who blinks

Tell her you never really do this

And you only drink old fashioneds, and it′s so attractive

And she's eating it up until the very last call

She thinks you're so magic, it′s fucking barbaric

If I could take your glass, I′d throw it hard at the wall

I wish you'd never happened, never happened

I wish you′d never happened

Never happened, I wish you'd never happened

I wish you′d never happened

You'll find her new, barely a wisdom tooth

And make her think that you can fly

It′s all just one pathetic, devastating lie

Go drink your old-fashioned, you think you're so attractive

With your leather jacket and your conman drawl

She thinks you're so magic, I know you′re barbaric

I wish your awful hands had never had me at all

You are a false prophet and a fool′s promise

One taste of bitter orange and my skin will crawl

You drink your old-fashioned, you have them all laughing

Wish I could take your glass and throw it hard at the wall

I wish you'd never happened